BEST AND WORST — In honor of the year that has been, Playbook is pleased to present 22 (entirely earnest) awards to all the standout players and moments in Canadian politics from the last 12 months. Please enjoy.
Best overall year: To Quebec Premier FRANÇOIS LEGAULT, who promised to be the "premier of all Quebecers" — even the ones in Montreal — after his massive election victory in October. Worst overall year: To RCMP Commissioner BRENDA LUCKI, who started 2022 with an unfavorable court ruling, ended it with a questionable performance at the Emergencies Act inquiry, and faced political interference allegations somewhere in between. Most underrated story: The resolution of the Hans Island dispute. We have a new land border with Denmark, and all you people can do is call it an uninhabitable, barren rock. Rude. Most overrated story: Have you heard that federal public servants don't want to go back to the office? Like, they really, really don't. How are they to afford bus passes? What are they to do with their refurbished home offices? How does lunch work?? Oh, the humanity! Best piece of political theater: To Conservative public safety critic RAQUEL DANCHO, who was ejected from the House of Commons for accusing a Liberal MP of lying about the gun-control bill, and proceeded to accuse the Liberals of lying roughly six more times in a scrum immediately afterward. Biggest upset: To Former Alberta premier JASON KENNEY, who stepped down after winning only a slim majority in a leadership review, and has since kept us guessing about what he thinks of his successor. Best second act: To Brampton Mayor PATRICK BROWN, who proved that no matter how many scandals are attached to your name, you can still lead Canada's ninth-largest city and brag to the New York Times about how good Bramptonites are at soccer. Most awkward moment: To Chinese President XI JINPING, who accused Prime Minister JUSTIN TRUDEAU on camera of leaking information to the media, after which the PM made a hasty exit to the washroom. Biggest failure to read the room: To CEO SCOTT SMITH and the board of Hockey Canada, who tried to stay on even after Trudeau and literally everyone else said it was time to go. Most talkative: Nobody comes close to KEVIN LAMOUREUX, the parliamentary secretary to the Government House Leader. He rose in the House of Commons 1,644 times. Trudeau ranked second with 988 interventions. Least talkative: Six MPs rose fewer than 10 times all year in the House of Commons. Nobody spoke less than Conservative MP BOB BENZEN, who addressed the Commons only three times. Benzen officially resigns his seat at the end of the year. Biggest comeback: To new-old Green Party Leader ELIZABETH MAY, who arguably was never really gone, but is now definitely, incontrovertibly back. Best disappearing act: To Sir WINSTON CHURCHILL, whose portrait was stolen from the Chateau Laurier eight months before anyone noticed. Most surprising move: NDP Leader JAGMEET SINGH's decision to sign a confidence-and-supply agreement with the Liberals, thereby ensuring he can take credit for everything and nothing for the foreseeable future. Least surprising move: Conservative Leader PIERRE POILIEVRE becoming Conservative leader, after months of everyone predicting he would become Conservative leader. Best off-script moment: Trudeau's impromptu performance of Bohemian Rhapsody ahead of the Queen's funeral in London, which was definitely worth a C$6,000-a-night hotel bill. Right? Best attempt to be hip with the kids: To Conservative MP RYAN WILLIAMS, whose inflation-busting cover of "Jiggle Jiggle" manages to rhyme "skilled labor shortage" with "kids can't afford a mortgage" and only gets better from there. Biggest slap in the face: To the Quebec legislature, which celebrated the ascension of KING CHARLES by making it optional to swear allegiance to the monarch. Best mea culpa: To International Trade Minister MARY NG, who proved, like other Liberals before her, that it's cool to break ethics rules as long as you're really, really sorry about it. Best non mea culpa: To Transport Minister OMAR ALGHABRA, who suggested airport delays were caused by Canadians who'd forgotten how to travel. Biggest firebrand: To "Freedom Convoy" lawyer BRENDAN MILLER, of the-Nazi-flag-was-a-Liberal-provocateur fame, who left us all a little heartbroken when he failed to cross-examine Trudeau at the Emergencies Act inquiry. Best stop on the cocktail circuit: Governor General MARY SIMON's plane. Come for the beef carpaccio, stay for the china plates and "appropriate garnish." |
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